The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl:

- “Will you marry me?”

The girl said:

- “No”

… And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and partied. Had girlfriends, did night-outs and hunting and vacationing. Smoked and drank lot of beer and scotch, came home late… He had money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted…

THE END!

Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood

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